As Foolish As Anyone Else
"Beeeeen...later you will say that girls are as wise as guys" he said and started laughing.
"Girls could also be foolish just like the boys" I said, and concentrated my table.
"Mgbe obula ina akogheri. Everytime you will be talking as if you lost your pants at nkechi's lodge"
"Hahahah....may be you will go and get it for me. Heard you got PhD on pant picking and saving. Animal!"
"Do you remember that girl? That girl that is tall and very beautiful. That girl naaah "
"Oga we have been seeing Catholic of beautiful girls. Which one in particular?"
"Haba Ben, the one that refused to give me face for that party na. You know say she acted as if her spare parts no dey market that day? You still remember the kind shakala wey she do just because I want to upgrade her?" He stopped, laughed hilariously and brought his phone out.
Read: https: love Therapy: Dr. Ben //aheavypen.blogspot.com/2018/09/love-therapy-dr-ben.html
"What happened then? Stop beating around the Forest"
"The girl don bow. The girl na anu oriri, very cheap meat upon all her packaging. She spent last night on my bed and I really gave her the best sex she could never get else where
Maka God, I tells you man."
"Hahah..."
"Don't mind all that their big big dressing oh. Na just cover up, they are very hungry. Could you imagine that I brought out a full packet of biscuit and in a twinkling of an eye, this girl finished it and moved to my fridge and dealt with everything inside? Quite annoying but she paid for it. Okwuru ugwo ya, Man. Just little talk she don pull off o. Hahaha Chineke! Ben my papa no get land for otu Onitsha but me na senior land Lord. I be Galadima the baddest colonizer" he boasted and gave me the video. It was true, they actually ate the Eden Apple and cleaned mouth with Elijah's towel. I became jealous but 'hiddenly' spit it into unknown abyss.
"Are you sure the girl is not with this video?" I asked so curious about it.
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"She can only get it if you lost my phone in this your small hide out. She can't have it. I will use it to lure her each time I want. She must warm my bed to my taste. Very foolish girl"
"Hai guy na this girl? She just came here not too long ago?" I pointed at the next two door to mine " She has a friend here and you must have been the guy she boasted..."
"Why would she not boast about it? I gave her heaven that she ...."
"Oga she said that your penis is as small as pencil, that 10 of it plugged in at once can never take her to a minute happy mood. A pen cover, perhaps could cover the cap. She said you didn't even stay up to 3 common minutes and began to breath as if you felled down from 3 storey building." He was shocked " I'm telling you the truth unless its not your own chuks. I was laughing while she narrated this to her friend. You shouldn't have done a video tape that showed your face. So you are the boy she proudly boasted of dealing with. She said that your golden wrist watch aside from the things she ate at your house worth more than your 3 minutes fall...... "
"Stop stop Ben, that good for nothing fool came here and said so? Just tell me the truth..." His eyes were wide open.
I just told what I heard unless it wasn't your chuks.
Ebuka came in masked in an angry face. He handed over his phone to me and starred angrily at chuks.
"Ben, your brother is a very big fool, a big time fool. Sometime I wonders if actually he came from this same nnewi with me. Are you really from Anambra where wisdom cradles..."
"Abro wetin be your problem?" He angrily charged at Ebuka.
"My problem is that your sex tape with one prostitute is reigning online right now. You're becoming a traffic bait for campus bloggers. And the worst part of it is that the girl's face no dey show. Anu, you don kill your self naa. Una people go watch you and technology. Abeg Ben give me my phone" he forcefully collected his phone and left.
We were speechless
I...I mean he was out of luck
Chuks is such a wise foolish joker
"My watch, my..." He went in and lay on the floor. ( that could be fainting from sleeping or sleeping from fainting)
I know that there are more chuks out there, because this is Nigeria. Listen,
You're as wise as foolish as every other person. Secret is supposed to be secret. Be matured, be careful and be learneded.
©Benonyekeluolisa
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"Girls could also be foolish just like the boys" I said, and concentrated my table.
"Mgbe obula ina akogheri. Everytime you will be talking as if you lost your pants at nkechi's lodge"
"Hahahah....may be you will go and get it for me. Heard you got PhD on pant picking and saving. Animal!"
"Do you remember that girl? That girl that is tall and very beautiful. That girl naaah "
"Oga we have been seeing Catholic of beautiful girls. Which one in particular?"
"Haba Ben, the one that refused to give me face for that party na. You know say she acted as if her spare parts no dey market that day? You still remember the kind shakala wey she do just because I want to upgrade her?" He stopped, laughed hilariously and brought his phone out.
Read: https: love Therapy: Dr. Ben //aheavypen.blogspot.com/2018/09/love-therapy-dr-ben.html
"What happened then? Stop beating around the Forest"
"The girl don bow. The girl na anu oriri, very cheap meat upon all her packaging. She spent last night on my bed and I really gave her the best sex she could never get else where
Maka God, I tells you man."
"Hahah..."
"Don't mind all that their big big dressing oh. Na just cover up, they are very hungry. Could you imagine that I brought out a full packet of biscuit and in a twinkling of an eye, this girl finished it and moved to my fridge and dealt with everything inside? Quite annoying but she paid for it. Okwuru ugwo ya, Man. Just little talk she don pull off o. Hahaha Chineke! Ben my papa no get land for otu Onitsha but me na senior land Lord. I be Galadima the baddest colonizer" he boasted and gave me the video. It was true, they actually ate the Eden Apple and cleaned mouth with Elijah's towel. I became jealous but 'hiddenly' spit it into unknown abyss.
"Are you sure the girl is not with this video?" I asked so curious about it.
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"She can only get it if you lost my phone in this your small hide out. She can't have it. I will use it to lure her each time I want. She must warm my bed to my taste. Very foolish girl"
"Hai guy na this girl? She just came here not too long ago?" I pointed at the next two door to mine " She has a friend here and you must have been the guy she boasted..."
"Why would she not boast about it? I gave her heaven that she ...."
"Oga she said that your penis is as small as pencil, that 10 of it plugged in at once can never take her to a minute happy mood. A pen cover, perhaps could cover the cap. She said you didn't even stay up to 3 common minutes and began to breath as if you felled down from 3 storey building." He was shocked " I'm telling you the truth unless its not your own chuks. I was laughing while she narrated this to her friend. You shouldn't have done a video tape that showed your face. So you are the boy she proudly boasted of dealing with. She said that your golden wrist watch aside from the things she ate at your house worth more than your 3 minutes fall...... "
"Stop stop Ben, that good for nothing fool came here and said so? Just tell me the truth..." His eyes were wide open.
I just told what I heard unless it wasn't your chuks.
Ebuka came in masked in an angry face. He handed over his phone to me and starred angrily at chuks.
"Ben, your brother is a very big fool, a big time fool. Sometime I wonders if actually he came from this same nnewi with me. Are you really from Anambra where wisdom cradles..."
"Abro wetin be your problem?" He angrily charged at Ebuka.
"My problem is that your sex tape with one prostitute is reigning online right now. You're becoming a traffic bait for campus bloggers. And the worst part of it is that the girl's face no dey show. Anu, you don kill your self naa. Una people go watch you and technology. Abeg Ben give me my phone" he forcefully collected his phone and left.
We were speechless
I...I mean he was out of luck
Chuks is such a wise foolish joker
"My watch, my..." He went in and lay on the floor. ( that could be fainting from sleeping or sleeping from fainting)
I know that there are more chuks out there, because this is Nigeria. Listen,
You're as wise as foolish as every other person. Secret is supposed to be secret. Be matured, be careful and be learneded.
©Benonyekeluolisa
In this long race dear, I shall be counting on you for we all know that success is sacrosanct.
Follow me on Twitter- Benjohnpaul 1
Instagram- BenOnyekeluOlisa
Like my page at premiumwordssite@ Fb
Pls tell us your mind on the comment Box
Thanks so much.
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