The Vice Chancellor Credit: actov It was a night journey from Nnewi to Nsukka. We faithfully expected it to last for only 2 hours, but we weren't  fortunate enough to have a benevolent spirit that will crack our kernels for us. However, the cathedral of trauma that muffled our youthful voices on the journey, paved way for me to lay my humble eyes on that "Transport University" with a Vice Chancellor. I was forced into an ocean of peculiar imagination of on how this 'Transport University with a Vice Chancellor' would function because I deemed it impossible and impracticable. It was a hectic journey; we were packed side by side with heavy and dirty goods. In a row, you have a passenger and a heavy carton of machine parts. In some rows, you have carton of loads piled so high that if the Vice Chancellor accidentally jumps into potholes, it could possibly break a passenger's head, legs and arms, and you would receive sorry from 'All mass transit Vic...

If fate had done the right thing, he would have been in a higher class of life. His name is chijioke. He is tall; approximately five feet of height, ebony skin colour, oval face and a pointed nose. He wears Mohawk hair style, often sprayed. He left school with a Waec certificate and joined Ose Market, Onitsha. Seven years later, he was sacked by the master on alleged theft. This, I laughed in espanol, particularly on how people could be dazedly wicked and cruel. I find it vexed and untrue. There seamed to be no rust in the will of steel; he went back to his paternal home at  Abakiriki and started from square one. He is the second child out of the six children, yet plays the role of a father to the whole family. He ventured into farming but couldn't achieve great height in it. He left Abakariki for Anambra State and that was where I mate this young fellow. My mum has a small restaurant in a local precinct of Anambra State and once we are on vacation, I do help in running the sm...

My name is Ben and his name, Bigi. The first plate belonged to me and he lazily and big boyly cleared the second plate. Packaging is a very nice word. If you agree with them, good morning to you at night. Today was nice shaa; I really killed boredom in the company of a priest and one annoying Bigi. Bigi and I, entered the dining with empty stomach and we knew that hungry repeatedly knocked on our doors this early morning at the vicarage at Oko. We went out and missed the dinner and you know how it use to be in vicarage nah. (You don't have access to the kitchen) We knew the fact that if we miss this opportunity of eating at Onitsha vicarage, we will stay hungry all day. The chef came and dropped two plastic bottles of water. "Please what can I offer you guys" she said. "Ukwa and rice" I said and he threw a 'village boy' kind of eyes on me but I digressed. "Oh please, just give me jollof rice." He couldn't wait for her t...

Following the claim by Dr. Ike and Barr. Nebe that Mrs. Ojukwu Bianca won't represent Anambra south senatorial district because she came from Ngwo in Enugu state, the paternal family aired serious warnings against that. The paternal family of Mrs. Ojukwu flayed In-law's children for their open attack and hatred on their Father's wife, for aspiring to be a senator in 2019. Mrs. Ojukwu's brother, Dr. Umunnakwe Onah, who spoke on behalf of Chief C C Onah's family, from his London base, scolded Ojukwu family, especially Dr. Ike and Barr. Nebe and felt that it is necessary to set record appropriately. "I, Umunnakwe handed over Bianca to their late Father, Ikemba. I flew in from London, Under 24 hours, just to hand her over to Ikemba because my father was not disposed and insisted I did that. Even the family's wedding gift, I was the one who gave it" he said. Dr. Umunnakwe said, Emeka Jnr is in no position to talk on the development because he...

                                  Bianca The family of Late Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu ojukwu, the leader of defunct Biafra Republic pushes it high on the third wife of the war veteran as she declares to run for senate in 2019 Election. The decision of Enugu daughter of Chief Onah didn't go down well with ojukwu's family. According to several reports on media, the 45 years old widow, Bianca Ojukwu joined the senatorial race of Anambra State on 28 of August, seeking to represent Anambra south senatorial district on the platform of Apga. Although, this was welcomed by many Anambrarians, especially the women of Nnewi who admirer the beautiful wife of Ojukwu, her step sons couldn't give in to it. They said that the woman, who is originally from Ngwo in Enugu state, can not lead the people of Anambra Senatorial District. In an interactive session with newsmen, Dr. Ike Ojukwu, who is one of the dir...

                 Photo: dreamslife.com Since heaven clapped hands on his life, academic prowess protruded his journey and that, he remained grateful to the almighty God till that last straw broke the camel's back. He had a sigh of relief the moment he looked at calendar and it was remaining the much awaited convocation ceremony. Although he had one more exam to write before he break his pen and thank God for his grace in the long race, but that didn't bother him at all.  He had been successful in his academic pursuit in the last  four years. Since God was on his side, blessing his efforts with A's,  he might graduate as one of the best, if not the best in the department.  Never had he felt such special in his life, even though he has been successful in other areas. I mate Elochukwu on Facebook and we hungered for when we could meet and see each other. And the fact that I wasn't mobile, nearly killed the appetite...

"Beeeeen...later you will say that girls are as wise as guys" he said and started laughing. "Girls could also be foolish just like the boys" I said, and concentrated my table. "Mgbe obula ina akogheri. Everytime you will be talking as if you lost your pants at nkechi's lodge" "Hahahah....may be you will go and get it for me. Heard you got PhD on pant picking and saving. Animal!" "Do you remember that girl? That girl that is tall and very beautiful. That girl naaah " "Oga we have been seeing Catholic of beautiful girls. Which one in particular?" "Haba Ben, the one that refused to give me face for that party na. You know say she acted as if her spare parts no dey market that day? You still remember the kind shakala wey she do just because I want to upgrade her?" He stopped, laughed hilariously and brought his phone out. Read: https: love Therapy: Dr. Ben //aheavypen.blogspot.com/2018/09/love-therapy-d...

The fact that our view defers on what love/relationship is all about, how it looks like, what it should be, gives the reader an uninterrupted right to agree or disagree with the content owner on this particular piece. Sometimes, you never can tell when one go contrary to the rule. He/she might think all is moving well but the mind is bigger and Chukwu Ebuka was his name. That's the boyfriend or lover. (You know this is coming from Dr. Ben, a graduate of loviotherapy and I'm single loviotherapist. So, do leave a comment after reading my view. And also, have you heard of that new forum where you can share your stories?  Like this page https: https://www.facebook.com/aheavypen.blogspot/ ) He run masters program in engineering at  Switzerland. Ebuka traveled abroad, after graduating with  second class honours in civil engineering, from University of Nigeria, Nsukka. Two years earlier, he hooked a beautiful girl, who talk much about him; she is deeply in love. She is...

Credit: Patron.com You wake up every morning and he comes to your mind? You see him in dream, walking and playing on the lonely street with you?  It all started when two of you talked in the class, quadrangle or restaurant? You love the way he use words, they way he carries  himself, his movement, etc? You really want to know if he actually share similar feelings with you? If actually he is meant by saying 'I love you'. Are you in love? Don't tell me it's assumption rather say it's mutual! This few lines are for you and they are signs that the crush is requited. Calm down and read well. Don't forget to comment on the comment box.   LOVE SIGN ONE: EYE CONTACT. In the world of love, eyes speaks thousand in a second while the mouth says nothing or little. When you're in conversation with him, he focus on your eyes with smiles. If he stop each time or got cut by himself while telling you a story; babe know that you're causing confusion inside ...

                              Tinubu National  leader of All progressive congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu on Thursday said that three years is not enough for Buhari to fulfil his campaign promises. “Three years is not enough time for retouching, redevelopment and re-engineering the country. There is a lot of hope, there is a lot of expectation,” Tinubu said. The respected political figure and as well the head behind formation of APC in 2015 who spoke on the celebration of Eid - el- kabir at Lagos blamed the previous administration for looting the nation treasury meant for successive governments to grow and thrive. Bola Tinubu, who is a two term Governor of Lagos state recently said that the Senate President, Bukola Saraki decamped to PDP because of oil blocks promises. This however was replied by the senate president with a press release. Saraki, in the press release, said that Tinubu is only supporti...

                               BBMB/PMB The business magnet and the founder of silver bird group urges 'someone to play the song 'work, work, work, work, work' by Rihana for certain Presidents'. He didn't call name of any president in particular, but wise Nigerians already knew who he is referring to. President Muhammad Buhari was said to have trekked 800 meters at Daura, in the cause of Eid-el-kabir celebration. This arose some feelings and reactions among Nigerians and also went viral online. Some hold the view that since he could trek for that long, he is fit to run for 2019 while Buhari's critics say 'walking not a yard stick for achievement. Work not walk' Reno Omokri on Wednesday tweeted that 'Nigeria need a leader who can work for Nigeria, not one who can walk for Daura'. He after this urges those who agreed with him to retweet, and Ben Murray Bruce, the common sense senator did retweet. ...

Popular Nigerian star artiste, Davido has been on the mission of making his girlfriend, Chioma Avril a celebrity with their recent public appearances. The star artiste had bought a 45m porch car as assurance he gave to chioma during her birthday. Davido and chioma landed at owere with the father's jet for clubbing and the duo seems to be enjoying the moment. The star artiste joked on turning the clubbing into a traditional marriage. Davido also pointed out some talents in owere and promised to help them. However, Davido's fans seems to be much concerned on what Chioma was putting on. The beautiful Chioma was putting on a purple clothe that exposed her nice nipples and this caused alarm in the media world. A social media handle advised Chioma to  dress responsible since she came from Adventist home.                     Credit: opera Below are some of the photos Aheavypen previously published Ceec, C...

                  Bobrisky The Nigerian berbie cum controversial cross dresser warn Nigerian Bloggers and journalists who follow her to events in other to take unpleasant pictures of her. The popular cross dresser, vow to beat up "any idiot" who dares to prey on her. Bobrisky threatened to higher two gun men and an ugly beastly bouncer whose duty would be to kick out phones targeted at taking her pictures. His new rules read so: ""So sad a lot of Nigerians are still jobless nowadays. I went for event yesterday and I saw how bloggers are trying to take a bad picture of me just to post to call for attention on their page. I see many of dis important personality go out with police men or body build bouncers. If they kick out phoned and cameras from people trying to bring you down Nigerians will say dey are bad. Don't get me wrong their (there are) still loyal fans but the useless ones will never give them chance. Now my new rule. Any ...